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  Watchtower Parody Page - Funny? Stupid? You bet! (Well, stupid...)

  by AlmostAtheist in

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  you may be sick of seeing these, but i'm not sick of making them!

  i hope you enjoy reading it even a tiny fraction as much as i enjoyed making it... .

  (all links go to the same place, except the "search").

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  gordon d

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  Gays Leave JWD!

  by hambeak in

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  i got a phone call from a person that i gave my phone # to.

  and this person said that gays are not welcome here and this is not what this board was really about.

  i told them that this is only one part of the crap that the wts did to people and that we are people too.

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  gordon d

  Geezzz... Sparky!
  What's with all the bigot-bashing... are you some kinda' red-neck-a-phobe?
  
  
  I sure hope you'll be in my corner if anyone attacks me!
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  Gays Leave JWD!

  by hambeak in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i got a phone call from a person that i gave my phone # to.

  and this person said that gays are not welcome here and this is not what this board was really about.

  i told them that this is only one part of the crap that the wts did to people and that we are people too.

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  gordon d

  Isn't one of the main points of this board about being accepted after being rejected?
  
  As for me, I don't really care which team you play for... I love ya and I'm glad you're here!
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  DOES MONEY BUY HAPPINESS?

  by Mary in

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  i think most of us were probably trained to believe that money can't buy happiness, but is that really true?

  i know i'd be a hell of a lot happier with more money....what about you?

  of course, there are the big examples we all know of---people who had lots of money, fame, but they weren't happy.

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  gordon d

  I wouldn't say that I'm any happier now than I was years ago, struggling. Just different issues have different levels of importance. It seems like people that are committed to being happy.... ARE happy... and people committed to being miserable... well... you know....
  
  I like what Forrest Gump said... "We don't have to worry about money anymore...and that's good... it's one less thing"
  
  Money may not buy you happiness but being broke sure seems to buy you a lot of misery.
  
  It's all relative... Rolex's don't keep time any better than Timex's....
  But Corazon tequila tastes a whole hell of alot better than Jose Cuervo!
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  Door to Door Atheists

  by Gollum in

  1. social
  2. humour

  other than the bad flashbacks of my going door to door, this is great.

  directed at the mormans, but probably applies more to the dubs.

  they just don't have a central location like the mormans.

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  gordon d

  LMAO!!!! Thanks
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  The memory of a friend

  by looking_glass in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  well it is has been about a month now since one of my closest friends died of a heart attack.

  we were raised together as brother and sister because our mothers were best friends.

  i will not give away much detail because his family are still strong jws and his wife is an active jw as well.

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  gordon d

  I was an army of one because he was not there next to me to make me laugh at their words.

  If it's any comfort... I'll laugh with you, when it's time.. and cry with you now..... I'm so sorry that you lost your friend.

  (((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))))))
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  Sorry, I need to vent for a moment...

  by Abandoned in

  1. jw
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  normally, i don't mind where i'm at in my life.

  i'm forty, no kids, low-paying job, live in a trailer court, etc (and trust me there's more to the etc, then i've already mentioned), but today i had a hard time.. one of my best friends from high school was a big dope head (no offense to the dope heads out there).

  he showed up nearly every day to our first period art class smelling of weed and was generally so whacked out of his mind that he got horrible grades.. he finally graduated - barely - and made it to college.

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  gordon d

  ............. *sigh*
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  Sorry, I need to vent for a moment...

  by Abandoned in

  1. jw
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  normally, i don't mind where i'm at in my life.

  i'm forty, no kids, low-paying job, live in a trailer court, etc (and trust me there's more to the etc, then i've already mentioned), but today i had a hard time.. one of my best friends from high school was a big dope head (no offense to the dope heads out there).

  he showed up nearly every day to our first period art class smelling of weed and was generally so whacked out of his mind that he got horrible grades.. he finally graduated - barely - and made it to college.

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  gordon d

  Oh Great!!!
  I suppose if I'm to avoid any unwelcome sexual advances from the gay community, I should just sit down and keep my mouth shut!
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  Any ideas for a Home Business?

  by joanne_ in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hi everyone, i know this has been brought up before.

  but i was just wondering, do any of you know of any home business, with an easy start-up, legit, and a nice little income earner.

  i am finding it tough, i am raising 2 teenage boys and my rent has gone up alot, starting dec. 1. .

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  gordon d

  Hi Joanne,
  Are you looking for a full-time business or a supplemental income? If so, how many hours and what type of income are you looking for?
  What are you currently doing and what thing would you consider as personal talents, experiences, interests, etc...?
  
  I'm not sure about Canada but the US has a LOT of programs to help get women owned businesses off the ground. My wife and I own three small businesses and I'd be happy to share the "good and bad" that we've learned.
  
  Never overlook the obvious or the obscure.... My sister has a small business where she make's clothing for renaissance festivals... she does this in one room of her house, part-time and generates about 60K per year. My wife and I are both professional clowns.. basically for grins on the weekends... there's a lot of volunteer hours but we still make over $150 an hour for playing with kids. I know another lady that makes cheesecakes in her kitchen and sells them to local restaurants... over 40K per year.
  
  PM me if you wanna talk...
  Gordon
  
  P.S. First things first! Sell the boys to some third world sweatshop... you'll thank me for it!
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  Sorry, I need to vent for a moment...

  by Abandoned in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  normally, i don't mind where i'm at in my life.

  i'm forty, no kids, low-paying job, live in a trailer court, etc (and trust me there's more to the etc, then i've already mentioned), but today i had a hard time.. one of my best friends from high school was a big dope head (no offense to the dope heads out there).

  he showed up nearly every day to our first period art class smelling of weed and was generally so whacked out of his mind that he got horrible grades.. he finally graduated - barely - and made it to college.

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  gordon d

  Hey Buddy...
  You're not alone, there are lots of people that made sacrifices in the hopes of doing something with more purpose than trying to exceed the economic status quo in this country. Being fooled by someone as sophisticated as Satan (he's been doing this quite a while, ya know)is nothing to be ashamed of... there are plenty of highly educated people that have thrown away a lot more than you and many of those poor bastards are still "in"!
  
  Instead of focusing on the sacrifices that you've made, lets look at what you've got going for you and what you've gained.
  You are now among the elite of the "Ain't gonna fool me again crowd"
  You have none of the liabilities that a wife and children would present.
  You have outstanding communication skills.
  You are a gifted writer.
  You are a very attractive fellow... (I mean that in the most manly way)
  You are a very compassionate person... always among the first to offer support for anyone feeling low.
  You are extroverted without being "cocky".
  You have a fantastic sense of humor.
  You are irresistable to big boobied women.
  You seem to be in pretty good shape, physically.
  You are very intelligent.
  You are a very humble person.
  You are willing to do whatever it takes to survive... jobs etc...
  You have the self-worth and ethics to go through the pain of leaving the WTS.
  You are not a complacent person... you obviously want more.
  
  From the little that I know about you... I'd hire your for just about any job. I think you should try and see yourself as others do. Try not to get stuck in using qualifications of what you "think" you are supposed to have acheived and look at the things that have real "substance" .... Being rich doesn't make you classy... being classy makes you rich!
  
  As far as what you're doing now, be honest... if that was the limit of your capabilties, you'd probably be content....I SERIOUSLY doubt that it is. If you want a better paying job.... Go GET ONE! What have you got to loose by looking? If you need some new surroundings and a fresh start... call me, we've got a spare room at our house.... Texas ain't that bad!
  
  (936) 524-0932 cell
  Gordon